Secret Sex

Yesterday I had a tryst with my secret girlfriend. This affair is so secret, nobody, even her husband, knows about it. Most people think I'm gay, and its a rumour I've recently been fertilising myself, simply because this is just too good a thing to lose. She is so taken with me, and, fascinatingly enough, me with her, that we seem to bring out the best in each other. And it just gets better and better. A month ago I was sure we had climaxed, and things could not improve. However, they have. I wish she weren't married, but I'm not sure this would be the same if she weren't. So we're trapped in a growing sexual and emotional whirlwind, and we are both kind of out of control. Who could have guessed such a thing could happen to an ordinary guy?

Motoring Solution

Having considered the problem further, I now have the solution. Simply have seperate roads for trucks, BMWs and Mercedes, and, on another road, motorbikes and "soft" cars, ie cars made of plastics and weighing less than 800kgs. Slowly we would eliminate the truck and BMW roads, as they remove themselves from the gene pool, and we'll be left with a much better society in general. Goods would be transported by train, as in the old days.

African Disaster

Check out some common sense written by a fellow African: http://allafrica.com/stories/200508100564.html .

At last Africans are getting a grip on their economic situation, and starting to realise nobody gets anything for nothing, especially from western powers. Of course, getting to grips with greed and corruption are the key, which has eluded every African country since the beginning. Unfortunately you can't have multi-people structures, such as companies and governments, when you can't trust any people in them. We see Mbeki taking a stand against corruption by firing Jacob Zuma, deputy president. Then he chooses another, and within months it emerges that she may also have been involved in shady dealings (Petrogate saga, see Mail & Guardian SA online). The question is, do South Africa have a "clean" plitician (apart from Mbeki)? The next question is: Is there a clean politician in Africa at all?