Rampant Crime

I see one of our brothers has shot another person residing in Lammermoor. So many crime incidents happen there that they featured it on Carte Blanche. Hardly anybody ever gets caught. However, some Zimbabwean brothers were caught the other day in broad daylight - they never get you at night. No doubt they are out of holding cells by now, ready to roll again. The reason Lammermoor is such a wonderful crime spot is that all the prople there are rich and live on plots, so there's lots of places to run and hide. You can go there every night to rob them, and half of them don't even have guns, thanks to the new firearm regulations. Also, the police these days are very disinterested in crime, maybe because they are our brothers and understand the motivation for crime, ie, the desire to get rich. Jobs are so scarce, and they take so long to accumulate wealth. If the government won't do its job to provide welfare to stave of poverty, that just provides more moral justification for crime. I cannot understand how some places, like India, the people starve to death before engaging in crime. we're not that stupid. In fact, you have to find a fairly good job to make crime undesirable, because its so easy and relatively risk free. So come on brothers, obey your instincts, get out there and enrich yourself, before they're all shot dead.